Saturday, April 25, 2009

Waiting on an angel.

Today I went to my mom's best friend's son's wedding in Evedale. Needless to say, it was the most redneck thing that I've ever seen. First of all, the whole premise of the wedding was that the bride had gotten knocked up and had a kid with the groom, so they had no choice but to get married. A shot gun wedding, just perfect for keeping up with that redneck preconceived notion. :)

Then, the wedding itself was held outside of the mother of the bride's trailer, in a white tent with a linoleum roll out dance floor. There was no wedding march, instead there was a country love song ballad as the bride was escorted down the aisle. The groom's cake was a country scene of a lake, with trees and ducks and fish and edible guns. After the wedding, there was a reception in which the guys all gathered around to play washers and guys put back on their muddy boots over their tux pants. The beer was passed around and everyone was laughing and dancing and discussing country music videos and everyone was having a jolly good time.
I might post pictures in my next entry, who knows.

Until next time. :)

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