Saturday, February 21, 2009


...i'm about to be sixteen.


I mean, what have i done up to this point thats been of any significance?
nothing cools happened to me, like getting arrested or saving a child from a burning building.

My life can't stay this mundane forever, can it? I feel like im already over the hill.
I need to write a script for a movie or snag a record deal or something.

Since it's the end of the week, I'm going to document all the great things that have happened. :)

Numbero uno:


(Keltie's a professional dancer, Ryan's the guitarist for Panic at the Disco, for anyone who cares.)

They broke up because, in keltie's words,

"This morning as I got up to make my lover some delicious post vday breakie after seeing a great Billy Joel concert last night, I got roses, and rosepetals on the bed and champange and the whole works, a message came across on his phone. Upon opening this phone it seems he is a cheater, liar and has broken my heart.
I threw that ring in his face. Packed my shit. and Got the hell out. I deserve the stars.

I cannot even speak. yet. All I can do is cry."

And the reason this is such good news is because
a) Ryan's obviously gay and a douche and needs to just go be gay somewhere else.
b) Keltie's too good for him. She annoys me sometimes because she's overdramatic and comes across as trampy a lot of times, but come on, she's hot.

I wish I was a hot professional dancer.


Also, I went to Houston to go see Legally Blonde, which was amazing.
I got the soundtrack and it's like watching the play. AHHHH I'm so in love.

There's "Omigod you guys"
I love this scene. haha

There's more that happened this week but I want to go eat some gumbo so I'm going to eat some gumbo. :)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tiana and her significant other are engaged now.



Both of them are dumbasses. I bet that will be a wedding to remember.

Anyway, I watched American Idol.. Tatiana actually did amazing, which was a little depressing. Because that means she's probably going to get through. I think she was on Prozac or something.

I hope she stays all mellowed out though, because I dont think I can deal with

that for a whole season.


In other news, I fit into size 8 jeans. YEAH, SUCKERS.

These posts are so boring, geez. I need to go get pregnant or something so I can have something to talk about. =/

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I hate relationships.

Like, honestly. There's only one relationship that I've ever been in that I've actually enjoyed, and that didn't blow over so well, and if you have no idea what I'm talking about I'm not going to tell you. And I really have no desire to be with anyone else.

And yet I keep lusting over like 50,000 different people throughout my daily life.
It's ridiculous.
I'm so hormonally screwed over.